Ms. O vs. Grand Theft Auto

5th Grader: Ms. O, I heard you're gonna do that thing they do in Grand Theft Auto.
Me: Excuse me?
5th Grader: Not stealin' cars! But ya' know, that race... Where you gotta do all kinda things...
Me: A triathlon? Yes, I am...
5th Grader: Just like at the end of Grand Theft Auto San Andreas you gotta do a lot of things. All I'm gonna say is: I hope you can swim.