Friday, April 8, 2011

Dramatic 101



Kindergartner: I'm thirsty.
Me: We'll take a break in 20 minutes.
Kindergartner: 20 MINUTES! ALL LIVING THINGS NEED WATER. AND I... NEED... WATER! I'M DYING!
Me: You'll survive another 20 minutes.
Kindergartner: I'm...falling... apart. I'm dying. I...need...water. (Slumps over desk.)


(End Scene)

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